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The beautiful & deadly rent rings of planet September

22 Sep

Let’s count slowly back from 10 to 1, and I’d like you to think back to August and our first session of Highlighter hypnosis.

Now, let’s jump ahead. Notice how September’s rings are much bolder and reaching further than before? This is a clear indication of their deadliness. Apprehension builds as October looms.

Beware not to stare for longer than a few seconds into the beautiful and dangerously mesmerizing loops of highlighter.

Some call me brave, others call me crazy but it’s the steep price (which includes heat, hot water & parking!) I’m willing to pay to live here at Mackenzie Manor.

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Highlighter hypnosis

13 Aug

Look at the circles, you are getting very sleepy.


I’m sorry but are you trying to tell us something weird landlord?

I miss the paper arrow he used to clip and pin onto the calendar every month. (yes, it was pointing to the 1st! good guess) Maybe it’ll make a return? I have a strong feeling it’s sitting on a shelf with an unopened package of highlighters, a 7-11 coffee cup missing its lid, toenail clippings, one of his grade 4 spelling tests and a back-up lint bag.

I’m so grateful for my vivid imagination and photographic memory. G’night!
(toenail clippings? ick, why say that? ok, where’s my Ambien & Jack Daniels?)

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