Beware all ye who enter here

A weird landlord doth creepeth about. I think a tenant put this sign up to make sure Mackenzie Manor visitors know what they’re getting themselves into.

Don’t be too alarmed but we will need you to sign a waiver.

State of the art security update

MacKenzie Manor security, devastating to begin with.

Before

But you can improve upon perfection.

After

Admire how the string is tied more tautly (it’s now holding up the fence).
And this rock positioning is clearly more effective.

Ruthless (OCD) efficiency at its finest.

Oh, there’s security alright

A devastating combination for any intruder.

UPDATE: Since this picture was taken, building security has been greatly improved. The string is now tied more tautly.